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Oh and the time i had a bath mid-game! :lol:
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Oh yeah, I remember that round.
As soon as you fell in, the entire enemy team opened up on you. You were lying there for a good 5mins before someone (Tim IIRC) said "hang on..what if he's hurt?" and they stopped shooting, and let you crawl off.
And then I ran in, emptied an entire G18 hi-cap into Oggy and then promptly ran off with the objective...

I think another of your failures was also on that day. In the morning, you decided to wear some urban camo (like Alex) saying "oh yeah, this'll help me blend in with the barn..." At which point, you fell onto your rear into a muddy puddle, and looked like you'd had an 'accident'...

Just so this isn't me taking the mick out of my good friend here...

The day I desided to testfire my L86. I set up a tissue box (on top of a bin) as my target. I couldn't tell if I was actually shooting anything (white BBs, onto a white target, with the cloudy sky behind...), so I lowered the L86, and shot the bin. It was definitly shooting, as a round came right back at me, and landed right inbetween my eyes.

And that's the day I learned to always wear a mask when shooting!
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finding a sniper the hard way, the receiving end of a .4g bb :(
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finding a sniper the hard way, the receiving end of a .4g bb :(


Not to mention dropping your mag just before that and wondering what the sound was :P

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sush :P i can think of a couple for andy but none for u :(

 

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Falling over in my first skirmish while firing on full auto sprayed into the two teammates (last ones left) as they hid behind a barrel

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finding a sniper the hard way, the receiving end of a .4g bb :(
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i got the same on my head a while ago too :lol:
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finding a sniper the hard way, the receiving end of a .4g bb :(
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That looks more like a paintball mark....

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i have only played three games but EVERY TIME on the first map i get headshotted by my best mate, friendly fire my @#!*. right behind the ears though, the only thing worste is where the pellets break on the mask grilles, leaving you spitting out BB while gurguling HIT!!.
sights are there for a reason, you dont need a bigger battery, you need better eyes.

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Shoot him back! :D
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huh, its not his fault hes annoying.
sights are there for a reason, you dont need a bigger battery, you need better eyes.

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My mate was out of ammo in his mp5 so he was grabbing his pistol wen a sniper shot him in the hand, he dropped the gun in a puddle and it broke

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^^^^^^^^^ EPIC FAIL ^^^^^^^^^^^

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Throwing a screening smoke with all my might.... only to see it bounce back off a tree and land back at my feet and having to casually pick it up again and throw it while everything around me turns red....

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Me and another guy in my team were hidden in a tower when 3 dodgy looking blokes started aiming their weapons in our direction needless to say I opened fire with my kp-05 pistol. 3 rounds fired 3 headshots....... Then I found out that they were the last three players on our side still in the game apart from us two.

I then went to revive them all then I got shot leaving my mate left all on his own.

As the Marshall saw my blue on blue he decided to revive me but in order to play for the other side. This being the case, out came the pistol, sprinted back to my old position where my old team player (now enemy) was and double tapped him in the forehead



Another was when I sprinted up to an enemy hiding behind a wall, put my pistol round the corner and shouted SURRENDER! He turned around and went to fire so I pulled my trigger.

Long story short gas your mags

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Around a month ago i was trying to run down a hill to get to cover and there was pieces of cardboard scattered around (have no idea why!) So i decide to make a break for it and slip on a piece of cardboard straight on my back! It hurt like hell and to make things wose a marshal had fired a mortar with a smoke grenade that landed right by my face.

So basicly i was lying there in pain and at the same time choking to death from the smoke grenade! :)
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I know which game your talking about.

We went to the Labs in Bexely and my dad through a grendade through a door but it bounced back so he picked it up and lobbed it through the door again but fell over. 3 guys started firing but because he fell over they missed and the grenade killed them! :lol:
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Thats more of a win than a fail. Its a mix I would call it a wail lol
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Got hit in a cqb game, and stood up and raised my hand. I had my M14 on my back. I turn to see who shot me, and I see a black object shoot past my face with my sling attached to it. Next thing i know, my M14 is on the floor with the mother of all cracks between the reciever and handle. The marshal chuckled and said 'That's expensive.' :(
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was playing a wee game of airsoft with my mates at this abandoned quarry we found...

Anywhos, there was a torn down small building that had one wall with a door. my mate was hiding behind the wall with a 3 shot shotgun Whilst i had a Dragunov. Me and him were the only ones left.

he was hiding and wasn't going to show himself so i decided to creep up at the side of the wall and to quickly shoot at him close range (we dint have a rule on how close a sniper could be to shoot). he heard me and opened the door and hid behind it. As i shot the gun, the bb bounced off the door and hit me right in the eye xD... he quickly saw his opportunity and shot me right in the nuts.

i wouldn't <_< recommend doing that by the way lol...

luckly i didnt damage my eye............................... or go nads lmao!!!




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